QUOTE OF THE DAY
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.


JOKE OF THE DAY
Why was the math book always so unhappy? Because it had lots and lots of problems!

QUOTE OF THE DAY
 "An optimist sees the doughnut. An pessimist sees the hole. 


JOKE OF THE DAY

What should you do if you find yourself in a room with a monster, werewolf, and mummy? Stop imagining! 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

 A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
 A optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.


JOKE OF THE DAY


 Why did the computer squeak? Because someone accidentally stepped on its mouse!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

 Practiced an attitude of gratitude. 


JOKE OF THE DAY 


What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore! 

Quotes and Jokes

May 13, 2013

 QUOTES

Considering all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

 Attitudes are contagious! Is yours worth catching? 


JOKES

                   Why did Cinderella lose every single soccer game? Because her coach was a pumpkin!


                  Why did the boy eat up his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!